Go fuck yourself, 2010!

02/02/2010 by billyG

Did someone order some suck? Because 2010 is here and its about to deliver!

I’ve had a half-written review of Daybreakers I’ve been trying to finish since I saw it opening day. I also saw The Book of Eli and The Lovely Bones on their opening days, but haven’t been able to review them.

For me, it’s really hard to review movies that suck so much dick, they make me question seeing movies all together. And so far, 2010 is making it hard stay hopeful for what has yet to be released. Luckily, there’s a few things coming that could turn my current view of 2010 films around.

Daybreakers. Concept was ok. Delivery as a feature film was terrible. Had it been an anime series, it would have had better potential.

2.0 out of 10.

The Book of Eli. Somewhat interesting vision, but the lack of developed characters made this film fall flat.

4.0 out of 10.
(Score mostly based off Mila Kunis in a sun dress.. mmm.)

The Lovely Bones. Just a complete waste. Even the girl I was this with hated it and was talking shit about the girls next to her that were weeping. Slowly getting more and more tired of Peter Jackson.

2.0 out of 10.

Everything changed.

31/12/2009 by billyG

Who’s back? I’m back. And what brought me back? James motherfucking Cameron, that’s what. How did he do it? With his masterpiece, a little film by the name of Avatar. Ever heard of it?!?

While Avatar has been marketed more than any other movie I’ve seen in 2009, the plot seems to be somewhat unknown to a lot of people. This is pretty surprising, as the plot is pretty familiar.

An indigenous species are living in an area that happens to contain a resource that has great meaning to them spiritually. Another species has found that they can profit from this material and choose to take it from the indigenous by force. The invading species chooses an individual to infiltrate the indigenous to learn their ways and allow the material to be obtained. Once the individual learns the ways of the species, and sees their way of life is that of purity and compassion, he has a change of heart and will do anything to stop the impending eradication. Think of it like, Dances With Wolves, but in space and like 100 fucking times more epic.

Before I dive into my actual review of Avatar I think I need to clarify something. I don’t hate the sci-fi genre. However, I wasn’t really a big fan of it until the last couple of years. Growing up, I couldn’t care less about Star Wars or Star Trek or Stargate or anything with fucking stars in it. But in the last couple of years, thanks to things like LOST, Fringe, The Fountain, Cloverfield, Children of Men, Sunshine, and now Avatar, I’m starting to accept the fact that though the stories may take place in the way-distant future, they may be stories worth hearing.

But I digest. I’ve now seen Avatar twice in theaters. My initial viewing was in a sub-par standard viewing on a shit screen with a crap projector. I know this because I used to work at the place I saw it at and I know their equipment. Luckily, I was able to see it in digital 3D a week later.

The day of my first viewing of Avatar, a friend asked me how it was. I replied by informing him “I’m pretty gay over it.” And I still am. Yeah the story isn’t very ground-breaking and the word “unobtanium” is laughable, but I can overlook those issues. James Cameron has successfully created an entirely different world, species, language. I’ve read numerous articles about how much work and though went into making Avatar a reality rather than just an idea. And that amount of work is staggering. I’m not going to go into detail about what all went into bringing Avatar to theaters, but just know that it pays off.

The cast that Cameron assembled is varied and vast. You have relative new-comers like Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana holding their own with the likes of Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, and Giovanni Ribisi. Worthington is definitely the break-out star of Avatar. The entire story is resting on him to deliver and he does. His transition from a hard-ass marine no one cares for to a brother of the Na’vi is not quick or rushed, allowing you to understand and agree with his character shift. Saldana is fantastic just as she was in Star Trek. Just as hot, maybe even hotter. Yeah, she was blue and completely digital, but still. Scroll up and look at that pic again.

I know a lot of people have started bashing Avatar for it’s lackluster plot, it’s supposed “deeper meanings”, and a few other things. And those people can fuck off. You go to the movies to be entertained. And that’s what Avatar succeeds at.

Fifteen years and $426+ million dollars well spent, Mr. Cameron.

9.3 out of 10.

Top 3 of 2009.

20/12/2009 by billyG

So I neglected my blog a bit this year and for that, I apologize. Kinda.

In February of this year I posted my Top 3 movies of 2008. This year, I decided to not wait until the following year to post my personal favorites. I was going to post my Top 5, or even a Top 10, but since I did a Top 3 last year I felt like keeping the tradition alive. Here we go:

The Road.

I didn’t post a review of the cinematic version of Comac McCarthy’s The Road, but be assured that it resonated something inside for me. It could have been due to the fact that the story is essentially a love story between a father and son and I have a close relationship with my dad and I saw the movie with him. Who knows? One thing is for sure, it effected me in ways other movies never have.
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Inglorious Basterds.

Quentin Tarantino’s masterpiece. I know some people prefer Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill but leaving the theater after seeing Inglorious Basterds I had a new found respect for Tarantino. If you weren’t a fan of Tarantino prior to seeing it, you definitely will be after.
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Avatar.

I’m working on my review for this now. I hope to have it up by the end of the day. Epic. Breathtaking. Inspiring. Visionary. Inspired. Ingenious. Insightful. Amazing.
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Honorable mentions:

Star Trek
500 Days of Summer
Away We Go
District 9
Moon
The Hurt Locker

5min Review – The Girlfriend Experience

21/08/2009 by billyG

Steven Soderbergh is a thug. His movies have a certain style that has to be appreciated. Even if you don’t like The Girlfriend Experience as a whole, you’ll find something in the style it’s shot or the way the story’s told that you’ll enjoy.

What is “the girlfriend experience”? It’s the experience of being with a female for a certain amount of time, and you pay her to be your girlfriend. This could mean sex but it could also just mean having someone to talk to, someone to hold or to confide in.

I really wanted to do a full review for this, because it deserves it. But I just don’t have the time. Definitely check this one out.

7.7 out of 10.